So, I've been seriously wanting a pickle for a couple of days now. Yesterday, I finally bought some at the store. They're perfect snacks at work. They have no sugar, fat, or calories. And the aromatic breath that they're sure to bless me with is almost certain to keep my office mate on his side of the room. Anyway! Today, I had a pickle right after lunch. It was so yummy. It made me so happy. Then, I dropped my pickle on the floor and that made me sad. And suddenly, I was inspired. I wrote a song about the pickle. It is sung to the tune of John Denver's fabulous hit "Sunshine on My Shoulder"...
Pickles on my shoulder make me happy
Pickles on the floor can make me cry
Pickles in the water look so lovely
Pickles almost always make me high
It's a hit, don't you think?
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