Happiness is...

We're going to start something a little different here at the Purple Monkey. Instead of the normal posts, the next few posts will reflect the idea of "Happiness is..." I will of course, fill in the blanks thus instructing you on the only way to be happy that day. HAHAHAHA!!! I'm kidding. I hope that you find happiness all around you, all the time, everyday. But seeing as how this is the first post, we're going to be a little nutty with it. Ready?

Have you ever noticed that when you're working hard or playing hard, you often put off going to the bathroom until the last moment? At this point, it's almost too late. Lots of times, you're willing yourself not to have an accident. Or you're doing the pee-pee dance trying to give yourself just a couple more minutes. Don't lie...I've seen you do it. Today, I found myslef in this position. I'm doing some training for work which just happens to be located in a different building than the one I work in. When we finished up today, I kind of felt the need to visit the potty, but I waited. Big mistake. I had to walk out to my car, drive over to my building, find a parking space and make it to the building. By the time I got in here, I was about to lose it. So, I rushed to the bathroom as quickly as I could without looking like a complete freak and thankfully found it empty. I was overjoyed.

Happiness is...finding the bathroom empty when you gotta go.